Grow Your Own

Despite what food and travel magazines and the New York Times would have you believe, upstate NY is a hive of farming. Of course there are now trendy Bed & Breakfast spots and boutiques, funky restaurants and charcuterie programs, and all the “farm to table” sound bites you can stand, but that was NOT always the case. There was ALWAYS farming and people feeding themselves off the land. I know. I grew up there. And I can promise you it wasn’t cool or trendy when I lived there.

I grew up in the Hudson River Valley (I could walk to the river from my house) on 20 acres and we grew food, not as a business, but to feed ourselves. As a kid I hated it. The planting and weeding and picking were a pain in the ass when what you really wanted to do was climb a tree, or go into town. We grew tomatoes, strawberries, zucchini (didn’t everyone?), pumpkins, string beans and we even had grape vines. We’d go to neighboring farms and “pick your own” cherries and of course we’d snitch apples from the orchard that bordered our property. I learned a LOT and took that knowledge with me when I married into the military.

The Air Force moved us quite a bit and with the exception of John’s med school years and our stint in Madrid, I have always had a garden. I have ALWAYS grown something to eat. Why would I as an adult, lovingly embrace something I despised as a youth?  Who the hell knows? I guess if I am truthful, I enjoyed watching things grow as a kid, but I hated doing the work. Now I enjoy BOTH. When Jack was small, I wanted him to see food grow, so I planted fun stuff like watermelons so he could see the rapid changes. Now it is second nature for him to hear, “Here, take these shears and go cut me some lemongrass please.”

Lemongrass and Cilantro growing wild.  The white flowers will become coriander.

Lemongrass and Cilantro growing wild. The white flowers will become coriander.

No matter where you live and what size home or yard you have there is something you can grow. Herbs, tomatoes and peppers work great in pots even if you have just an apartment balcony. Check out THIS piece to learn more and get started!  I really like this article because it addresses all of the possible growing options – containers, raised beds and plots. And for those of us lucky enough to have a plot there is info on “companion plants” to increase yield.

If you are nervous, start with herbs. They are relatively easy to grow and they keep insects away, but heed this piece of advice: Mint is a fucking weed. If you plant it in the ground, it will creep into every corner of your space. Trust me, I am speaking from experience. I pull mint out of my garden DAILY! Keep mint in a pot.

Yes, I know I need to weed, but can you see all of that MINT!

Yes, I know I need to weed, but can you see all of that MINT!

I have what I call My Hippy Dippy Garden. Nothing is in straight lines and there is a fig tree in the middle of it (that’s it on the right of the pic above) . Things are planted with wild abandon and I let a several things reseed themselves. My leeks and cilantro/coriander are all wild at this point (you did know that coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant, right?). And no, not everything grows for me. I can’t seem to get turmeric or ginger to grow here even though I had no problem with ginger in Texas. Because I live in the desert, I don’t like to water things I can’t eat, so I put flowers in pots in my Hippy Dippy Garden and they get watered by the irrigation system while the stuff I do eat is getting watered. Right now in the garden I have green onions, leeks, lemongrass, tomatoes, spicy peppers, and several different kinds of herbs. Soon I’ll be adding lettuces and celery and in the fall kale gets planted.

Roses grow in a pot in my garden

Roses grow in a pot in my garden

Enjoy the pics – follow me on Instagram and Twitter to catch more as the garden grows.

Future Tomato

Future Tomato

Baby Pomegranate

Baby Pomegranate. This tree was already on the property when we bought the house. BONUS!

The peach tree is outside the garden. It is drought tolerant and a dwarf, like the fig, so I don't need a ladder to harvest.

The peach tree is outside the garden. It is drought tolerant and a dwarf, like the fig, so I don’t need a ladder to harvest.

Strawberries - see the black hose? Part of the in ground adjustable irrigation system.

Strawberries – see the black hose? Part of the in ground adjustable irrigation system. And of course…more mint.

Shop-a-Holic – What to Get for the Foodies on Your List.

It’s that time…you know…you gotta get gifts and get them NOW so you can get them wrapped, shipped and there on time.

All too often when shopping for a foodie or a cook, you MIGHT think that the cool, new gadget is THE thing to buy…um yeah, NO!  Not unless it is really useful or specifically asked for.  Here’s a short list of what NOT to buy:

  • Any special formed baking pan – especially if it can only be used once a year. You know those muffin top pans, Xmas tree pans, whoopee pie pans?  Leave them in the store for some other sucker unless the giftee has asked for them
  • With VERY few exceptions, never buy a woman anything with an electrical cord unless she asks for it by name
  • Unitaskers with few exceptions are not good ideas. If you find one that is SO friggin’ cool you have to buy it, buy it for yourself and see how often you use it before buying it for others.

So here is my list of things to buy NOW for the foodies in your life:

  • Cookbooks – based on subjects your Foodie enjoys.  One of my fave gifts from Hubby is a signed copy of Pickles, Pigs and Whiskey. He found out where the author was doing a book signing, called the store and asked for their help and they had the author sign it and then they shipped it to me.  Word of advice, you will probably get that type of service from an indie bookstore, not a big box retailer. These are my faves right now and YES, they are all signed!

    Carnivore and Souvenirs were signed in person, Feeding the Dragon was sent to me by the Authors' Mom - a dear friend.

    Carnivore and Souvenirs were signed in person, Feeding the Dragon was sent to me by the Authors’ Mom – a dear friend.

  • Maldon salt tins make a fab stocking stuffer! Travel size Maldon for your purse/pocket!

    Available at Sur la Table for about $2

    Available at Sur la Table for about $2

  • THIS pan from The Pampered Chef® – because it is two in one. The nonstick cast aluminum base can be used stove-top or oven, with or without the glass lid.  The tempered glass lid can be used on its own (oven only) as a separate baking vessel for side dishes!  Bonus – the glass lid flips and stores IN the metal base.
  • A subscription to a great magazine – right now I love Bon Appetit and Imbibe
  • A fab Foodie Shirt –  Go to The Chivery and get my fave pig shirt, or try these on for size

     

  • Remember that we LOVE to eat, not just cook, so a gift of food is ALWAYS welcome. ANYTHING from Dean & DeLuca is a great choice, but also think about a gift card to a local restaurant.
  • Support small business when you can. I like Plymouth Artisan Cheese – their delivery is a bit on the slow side sometimes, so order this now for your New Year’s Celebrations!
    My three faves from Plymouth. When you order online tell them LeAnne sent you!

    My three faves from Plymouth. When you order online tell them LeAnne sent you!

     

 

So Here’s the Thing…

I really enjoy writing this blog for all of you, but no one pays me to do it (yet).  So you need to know when I get paid to do my job – event management and coordination – I won’t be writing much. So you now know why I haven’t been posting as normal.

In November I had the pleasure and good fortune to work with Yummie Nation on the first FOOD Blogger Conference, Food Fight Write, in conjunction with World Food Championships. It was a test of my skills, strength and stamina and barring one mistake leading to a major screw up, it all went pretty well.  Keep in mind this was a first time event, constructed from the ground up this year, and hiccups were to be expected. Next year’s event in Orlando is sure to be a bigger, more bad ass event!

Lesson learned from this job? Never, EVER expect that anyone other than you knows how to do their fucking job.  No matter how big a company they are. No matter how long they have been in business. ALWAYS follow up and make sure they are doing what they have been contracted to do. My major failing was that I didn’t follow up. Yeah. That.

A few pics from the Conference and surrounding events:

The lovely Emily Ellyn and I at FFW luncheon

The lovely Emily Ellyn and I at FFW luncheon

Beauties and the Feast at Inspire - the Beauties with Mike McCloud of World Food Championships

Beauties and the Feast at Inspire – the Beauties with Mike McCloud of World Food Championships

Pals Melvin and Beni getting ready to compete in the Ultimate Chef Challenge

Pals Melvin and Beni getting ready to compete in the Ultimate Chef Challenge

Jelly Queen Donna Collins, Dr. BBQ Ray Lampe and Yummie Nation's Beth Peterson.

Jelly Queen Donna Collins, Dr. BBQ Ray Lampe and Yummie Nation’s Beth Peterson.

Dr. BBQ and I at the Big Green Egg sponsored luncheon.

Dr. BBQ and I at the Big Green Egg sponsored luncheon.

A panel of experts!  Great info and real talk.

A panel of experts! Great info and real talk.

Nikki Miller-Ka, Emily Ellyn and Pal Vic Vegas.

Nikki Miller-Ka, Emily Ellyn and Pal Vic Vegas.

And then there was Tgiving – I host a BIG gathering every year – 25 in attendance this year – and some friends from High School flew in to enjoy the day with us. The Boy was home and there was much rejoicing.

Son Jack, me and Ryan ice skating at the Cosmo - it was 80 degrees!

Son Jack, me and Ryan ice skating at the Cosmo – it was 80 degrees!

Friends from High School came to join in for the Tgiving shenanigans!  Luca on the left, Mike (Minstry of Happiness) on the right.

Friends from High School came to join in for the Tgiving shenanigans! Luca on the left, Mike (Ministry of Happiness) on the right.

And then the debut of Late Knife Chef Fight – Congrats to pal Jolene Mannina for turning a passion project into a TV event!  WAHOO!

Jolene Mannina of Relish and the creator of Late Knife Chef Fight at the viewing party with friends at The Bunkhouse

Jolene Mannina of Relish and the creator of Late Knife Chef Fight at the viewing party with friends at The Bunkhouse

Friends Lynn, Christian (Cutthroat Culinary) and Jesikuh at Late Knife Chef FIght viewing party.

Friends Lynn, Christian (Cutthroat Culinary) and Jesikuh at Late Knife Chef FIght viewing party.

 

December brings all the usual challenges and stressors. I feel like I should be doing more, handling everything, making an appearance at every party and hosting a few of my own. When I don’t do all of that I internally feel like a failure, even if I am doing more than expected.

Here’s what’s on tap for the near future:

  • Best things I ate this year
  • Gift Guide – what to give the foodie in your life – both extravagant and not
  • New Resto Openings in Vegas…Yardbird and Latin Fish
  • Xmas dinner out on the town
  • LeAnne-uary (the month when I celebrate my birth) – the Half Century Version

On a completely different note – lately culinary peeps here in town have been sharing “secrets” with me and I am flattered that they trust me with those tidbits of info. I have been sitting on several pieces of info since September and can’t divulge ANY of it because I was told “off the record”. Some have been made public and some have not.  It is my sincere hope that one day I will get the honor of BREAKING a story and get to publish first.

You can follow along with me on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest to see what else I am up to by searching Good for Spooning. And this month I am doing the “31 Days of Vegas Cheer” photo challenge promoted by the City of Las Vegas. Watch for the pics on Instagram and Twitter.

A Hill Country Wedding and Four Kings

My recent whirlwind trip was precipitated by two celebrations – a wedding and a landmark birthday. Travel for almost any reason is a good thing, but when you get to travel for a celebration it’s even better. “My Friend Brian”, dear Friend Nanette’s son, married his sweetheart Krystal in charming Texas Hill Country style and Mom turned 70 on a weekend cruise out of Miami to the Bahamas (read a little about that here).

When I was growing up in New York, there was only ONE WAY to have a wedding “The Right Way”. You start with a ceremony at a church, proceed to the reception hall after pictures. Then there is an open bar cocktail hour, toast by the best man, dinner, cake and bouquet/garter ceremonies and then dancing and more drinking. Clean, simple and in that order every time. Thankfully that mold has been broken!  Now there is so much more variety and happy couples can truly express themselves and make their wedding more about THEM and less about traditional trappings. In a gorgeous outdoor setting amid trees at Ruby Ranch, a converted hunting lodge one used by LBJ, I was treated to a Hill Country wedding and I am honored to have been included.

The Bride and her attendants wore cowboy boots beneath their dresses and there was a completely relaxed atmosphere among the bridal party and the guests that I have NEVER seen before. What a pleasant surprise to feel relaxed at a wedding instead of keyed up and stressed out! Of course at every wedding something goes wrong, but when it happened here, there was laughter, not tension. And then there was the food.  If you know me AT ALL, you know that my least favorite type of cuisine is BBQ (I despise the sauce and most of the traditional sides) and no respectable Hill Country wedding would be complete without it. I will say Bill Miller’s smoked sausage was much better than I remembered. But the CAKE was the star of the food show here. Usually wedding cakes are all form and no function. They LOOK great and taste like shit. Not so here! Letty’s Sweets made a wonderful cake for cutting and light, moist, delicious cupcakes for everyone to enjoy. The buttercream was so LIGHT and filled with flavor it was nearly a revelation.  All my best to My Friend Brian and Krystal for many happy years together.

Brian and Krstal changed into something more comfy for the cake, dancing and singing portion of the evening.

Brian and Krstal changed into something more comfy for the cake, dancing and singing portion of the evening.

My Friend Brian (2nd from the left) and his attendants waiting on the Bride's arrival

My Friend Brian (2nd from the left and brother Daniel 3rd from left) and his attendants waiting on the Bride’s arrival

The Newlyweds

The Newlyweds

And then there was more… Every Wednesday my pals in San Antonio bowl in the morning and then have lunch. The happiest change in the routine is that every now and then a new place opens and there is more variety. So is the case with Four Kings. I can’t say enough good things about Sandra and her team. Each and every thing I had was exceptional. House roasted meats for sandwiches, from scratch baked goods (including their sandwich breads and rolls) and homemade soups that made me wish I was there more than once. I rarely want to go back to Texas (you all know how much I love the west coast and Vegas), but this little lunch spot made me yearn for another trip soon.  No website as yet, but you can follow along with them HERE!

Owner Sandra putting the finishing touches on a sandWISH.

Owner Sandra putting the finishing touches on a Bahn Mi sandWISH.

Sliced roast beef on a pretzel roll, grain mustard aoili, caramelized onion marmalade, spinach, and Colby Jack cheese served hot.

Sliced roast beef on a pretzel roll, grain mustard aoili, caramelized onion marmalade, spinach, and Colby Jack cheese served hot.

Pimento Cheese

Pimento Cheese

Homemade rolls - YUMMM!

Homemade rolls – YUMMM!

Sacramento

Yeah – I know once again I have been a slacker, but in my defense I have been out actually WORKING on a new job. Once that contract is signed and in my hand I will tell you more about it. Did you know you can subscribe to this blog?  I suggest that you do so you never miss an issue.  You’ll get an email Tues night with everything I posted from the previous week!

Hubby John is convinced that Imbibe Magazine is trolling his Trip Advisor account.  Immediately before we went to Seattle in the spring, they did a great piece on the Seattle cocktail scene.  Last weekend we went to Sacramento and guess which city had a beautiful write up in Imbibe prior to our trip?  You guessed it. On the one hand it is almost like they wrote a travel guide just for our drinking pleasure. On the other, the fact that they COULD monitor our upcoming travel plans is a little creepy. If Miami shows up on the cover this month, I am going to start worrying because that’s our next stop.

Here’s what I can tell you about Sacramento:

  • It’s the capitol of California and the capitol building and the grounds surrounding it are gorgeous.
  • The city is laid out in a classic grid pattern making for easy navigation for tourists (beware of the one way streets if you are driving)
  • The downtown/midtown areas are eminently walk-able
  • It boasts some of the best bartenders I have ever had wait on me. All good looking, all knowledgeable – not only about cocktails, but about beer as well – and that goes for both genders. (Moment of Truth – Seattle has fab knowledgeable bartenders too, but they aren’t as ridiculously good looking as these ones. Las Vegas has ridiculously good looking bartenders that aren’t that knowledgeable).

    This is Joe. He informed us that he was scheduled the day Imbibe was in house at Low Brau, but had to switch shifts.  He was a bit annoyed that he wasn't featured. He should have been - he made us some tasty cocktails!

    This is Joe. He informed us that he was scheduled the day Imbibe was in house at Lowbrau, but had to switch shifts. He was a bit annoyed that he wasn’t featured. He should have been – he made us some tasty cocktails!

  • I did not eat anything that was less than good while I was there. Most of what I ate entered into the excellent category
  • All of downtown Sacramento is viciously proud that The Shady Lady has been named one of the best bars in the country by Esquire Magazine.

 

Enjoy the pics and the info and if you are heading that way I recommend the following 3 stops:

  1. Sandra Dee’s for soul food – Good Call Rev Kane!  Holy hell was that a FINE way to kick off our trip!4-IMG_2136
  2. Lowbrau/Block – great beer on rotating taps and fab sausages and charcuterie made in house at Block6-IMG_2154 1-IMG_2112
  3. Foundation – They had a fantastic beer cheese soup with pretzel croutons, but  have the grilled artichoke, yes, it was THAT good.5-IMG_2140

A couple of additional notes about Sacramento:

  • We stayed at the Marriott Residence Inn right near the Capitol.  It is seriously the noisiest hotel I have ever tried to sleep in. It is in a GREAT location, but you can hear each person walking in the hall, the next room’s alarm clock and the shower turn on in rooms next to you as well.
  • The only person I took pictures of on this trip was Joe (above)…and I went to a wedding. I am mildly embarrassed.
  • John dubbed Hook & Ladder  “the bar of interesting men’s hair” because we saw some STELLAR ‘dos going on in there. We loved the cocktails, but not the vibe or the bartenders who were ULTRA serious about their craft. They were mildly affronted that we didn’t take their “hand carved ice cubes” with as much gravitas as they did. It’s frozen fucking water for god’s sake!
  • Take the time to walk through the grounds surrounding the Capitol Building – the trees are magnificent! Unfortunately due to the drought, the gardens were nothing to look at, but I respect and admire not watering things you can’t eat.
  • Russo’s Shoe Repair does “while you wait” work in some cases (you don’t want to know) and Mr. Russo is a nice guy and a wealth of food and drink knowledge.
  • Skip Old Sacramento for the most part, unless you have a thing for trains. It’s a wild west (sort of) version of Fisherman’s Wharf. A few good places, but mostly over priced and moderate quality.  If you MUST go, go early in the morning when no one else is there to check out the buildings and the Tower Bridge.  The Bridge is really cool and an architectural marvel.

If you want to follow along in real time with my food adventures, you can follow me on Instagram. If you don’t use Instagram, my feed loads onto my Twitter account too. And of course “like” my Facebook page as well!

WHAT exactly DO you do?

I have been asked this A LOT lately, so let me put in all writing for you. I’d like to tell you that I am a sous chef for hire, but I am not.  MOST of what I do has little to do with food prep and/or cooking.  And I only wield a knife to prove I mean business in one fashion or another.  (Moment of Truth -That is not to say I threaten anyone, I just use the knife to prove I have chops and that I know what I am talking about.)  I handle all the things the Chef shouldn’t have to worry about, and I work MOSTLY with traveling Chefs who don’t have local contacts because they don’t have a restaurant here.  I hire local talent for them.  I handle purchasing, including, but not limited to liquor, produce, propane and tools. I make sure they eat and have enough caffeine and I know where they are supposed to be at any given time.  I set up trade show booths, prep areas and kitchens.  I will even get their chef coats dry cleaned and pressed if necessary.  I am basically their personal assistant for the time I am working with them.  Clear?

But that is not ALL I do.  I cook.  I teach.  I entertain.  My latest “edu-tainment” scenario is at The Springs Preserve here in Las Vegas.  I teach a once a month cooking class in their outdoor “kitchen” (I use quotations because there is no cooking surface or refrigeration – I bring my own with me).  This past Saturday was my first class there and I was relieved and thrilled that everyone in attendance had a good time. Attendees received printouts of the recipes I did, but not for some of the components. I promised that I would share the recipes some of what I made, so here are the recipes for the Lemon Curd and the Buttermilk Pound Cake that I used in the Triple Berry Trifle. I don’t teach fancy food.  I can make it, be sure of that, but I don’t like to do it.  Most home cooks need ideas for entertaining so they can enjoy their guests and not spend all their time in the kitchen, so that is what my focus is for the series of 3 demos that I am doing for the Springs Preserve.  You can buy your tickets HERE.  The setting is AMAZING – gorgeous flowers and herbs growing all around and they even have the fancy overhead mirror so you can see what I am doing.  Classes are the 3rd Saturday of the month and seating is limited and YES, there are samples to be had.  And you never know…there could be surprises!

Lemon Curd

You can use your favorite filling for lemon meringue pie – that’s where this one comes from. Hints: grate your zest from the lemons before you juice them – easier that way.  I am very liberal with the lemon zest because it makes for a tangier curd.  Be sure to stir constantly during the boil process so it doesn’t burn and make sure you don’t skimp out on the boiling time or it won’t hold together. 1 ½ cups sugar 6 tablespoons cornstarch ½ teaspoon salt ½ cup cold water ½ cup fresh lemon juice 3 egg yolks, well beaten 2 tablespoons butter or margarine 1 ½ cups boiling water 2 teaspoons freshly grated lemon zest

  1. Mix sugar cornstarch, and salt together in a 2 – to 3-quart saucepan.  Using a wire whisk, gradually blend in cold water, then lemon juice, until smooth.  Add egg yolks, blending very thoroughly.  Add butter.  Slowly add boiling water, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula.
  2. Over medium to high heat, gradually bring mixture to a full boil, stirring gently and constantly with spatula.  Reduce heat slightly as mixture begins to thicken.  Boil gently 2 minutes.  Remove from heat and stir in lemon peel.

 

Buttermilk Pound Cake

This recipe is from a 1985 Southern Living Recipe Annual.  You can either bake it in a tube pan (or Bundt™ pan) or you can use 2 loaf pans.  Bake time is roughly the same, but start checking it at 50 minutes when using the loaf pans. You can also sub almond extract for the lemon. Hint: remove from pan at the 10 minute cooling mark.  The sugar content in this cake will make it stick to the pan if left to cool any longer…I found out from experience. 1 cup butter, softened (I use unsalted butter) 2 cups sugar 4 eggs 3 cups all-purpose flour ½ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon salt 1 cup buttermilk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon lemon extract

  1. Cream butter; gradually add sugar, beating at medium speed of an electric mixer until well blended.  Add eggs, one at a time, beating after each addition.
  2. Combine flour, soda, and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with buttermilk, beginning and ending with flour mixture.  Stir in flavorings.  Pour batter into a greased and floured 10-inch tube pan.  Bake at 325° for 1 hour or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.  Cool in pan 10 minutes; remove from pan, and cool completely on a rack.  Yield:  one 10-inch cake

Thank Goodness We Were Walking – Seattle

That’s all I have to say about our trip to Seattle this past weekend.

Enjoy this photo blog of the trip.  You can find the rest of the pics on my Facebook page, Good for Spooning.  If you are following me on Instagram or other social media, you may have seen some of these already.  Be sure to go to Where I Like to Eat for a complete list of places to check out the next time you are in Seattle.

 

 

Pretzels at Bravehorse Tavern - L to R - Smoked Peanut Butter and Bacon, SourCream and Onion, Pimento Cheese dips

Pretzels at Bravehorse Tavern – L to R – Smoked Peanut Butter and Bacon, SourCream and Onion, Pimento Cheese dips

Dilled Deviled eggs with bacon at Bravehorse Tavern

Dilled Deviled eggs with bacon at Bravehorse Tavern

 

Pike Market - I just love all the displays!

Pike Market – I just love all the displays!

Beers at Pike Brewing - mine is the smaller one.  It was NOT lady sized, it was stronger.

Beers at Pike Brewing – mine is the smaller one. It was NOT lady sized, it was stronger.

The only disappointing thing I ate on the entire trip.  THe fish was good, I just don't like shoestring fries with my fish & chips. At Etta's.

The only disappointing thing I ate on the entire trip. THe fish was good, I just don’t like shoestring fries with my fish & chips. At Etta’s.

The best thing we ate on the entire trip!  A Thai spiced fish stew at Etta's.

The best thing we ate on the entire trip! A Thai spiced fish stew at Etta’s.

Coconut Cream Pie at Palace Kitchen

Coconut Cream Pie at Palace Kitchen

 

Halibut cheeks fit for Jehovah! (Ok Python fans...you get it right?) at Miller's Guild.

Halibut cheeks fit for Jehovah! (Ok Python fans…you get it right?) at Miller’s Guild.

Lamb-a-palooza at Miller's Guild

Lamb-a-palooza at Miller’s Guild

Of course we had oysters!

Of course we had oysters!

All of the following pics are from Smith – the food was so good.

Chacuterie and cocktails for all!

Chacuterie and cocktails for all!

Poutine with brisket

Poutine with brisket

Tartare, Brussels Sprouts with bacon and the poutine with brisket.  LOVE that the tartare was served with house made potato chips so our gluten free friend had a suitable delivery device!

Tartare, Brussels Sprouts with bacon and the poutine with brisket. LOVE that the tartare was served with house made potato chips so our gluten free friend had a suitable delivery device!

 

The Lunch List

It’s no secret that I like to go out for lunch.  I enjoy it almost more than I enjoy going out for dinner. Before I go to a place for dinner, if they have a lunch menu I will often eat lunch there first.  The lunch menu is usually cheaper, and it will give you a good idea of what the quality of the food is like and you’ll also get a feel for the service and atmosphere.  Beyond that, I really like to chat with people over lunch and what’s more, it’s fast.  If needed, you can be in and out in an hour and a half – TOPS! So, it’s perfect when you don’t know someone that well, but want to get to know them (like a first date). It’s great when you know someone is a pain in the ass know it all (with the wine list, the menu, the area, etc.) but you like them otherwise and they keep trying to orchestrate a dinner outing with you.  Meeting someone for lunch doesn’t trap you into a whole day of activities with them; however, if you decide to extend and visit more, it’s not a big deal.

Here’s a little secret – I have a Lunch List.  It’s an ever evolving list of people with whom I would like to have lunch.  A quick afternoon to talk with them and learn a about them and see what they choose from the menu (Moment of Truth – I can tell a lot about someone by what they order and how they do it.  For example: in general, the more words it takes you to order your coffee, the bigger an asshole you are.  People who order “coffee, black” are usually the coolest).  When I see someone interesting in any media I say, “I’d like to have lunch with them.”  As I put this list out there for you, I notice that it is mostly men…weird. Most of the pics here are not mine. I borrowed from the internet via Google Images.  So here, in almost no order is the current lunch list:

Robert Downey Jr. – He’s my not so secret celeb crush and he’s Ironman.  Do I need another reason? I fell in love with him in Less Than Zero.

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Jeff Goldblum – Smart, funny and I like almost all of his movies – even the dreaded Earth Girls Are Easy

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Dave Grohl – the only musician on the list.  I loved the way he played drums for Nirvana and everything he does is riveting to watch.  I liked him before I went to the EMP in Seattle, but all that did was whet my appetite for more in depth info.  The fact that he isn’t in the tabloids means he either has a GREAT publicist, or he is THAT decent a person.

Dave Grohl

Stephen Colbert – the man makes me laugh my ass off on a near daily basis. I really want to know how much is the show and how much is him. Is he truly a liberal posing as a conservative, or is he somewhere in the middle?

838-495_StephenColbertGloria Steinem – I have always looked up to her, even at her most extreme. I’d really like to see what she eats. I want to ask her how far she thinks the women’s rights movement has actually come.  What does she think of the celebutants? Who is the most aggravating woman on the planet (other than me)?

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Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion TOGETHER  – so I can ask them about superheroes, Castle, Firefly and the next person on the list.

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Christina Hendricks  – HELLO!  Joan from Mad Men and Our Mrs. Reynolds?  Yeah, she’s that fucking cool and I could be like her cooler, older sister on Mad Men.  I once bought a dress because a complete stranger said, “You look like Joan from Mad Men in that dress.”

Christina Hendricks Workout

Thomas Keller – the man is a genius and the only chef on the list – and when I did get to see him work he ushered a level of quiet into a kitchen that I have never seen before.  He is revered by Chefs and Foodies alike.  Catch here?  I’d like to COOK my lunch WITH him and get some tips!

028-IMG_0832Derek Jeter – I NEED to know if when he shattered his ankle he KNEW it was a career ending injury.  I want to talk with him about his plans after this season and ask him why he is still single.  Is he that difficult or do potential partners expect too much from him?  And again: The fact that he isn’t in the tabloids means he either has a GREAT publicist, or he is THAT decent a person.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson – the man is brilliant with a good sense of humor.  I am sure he’d be a fascinating lunch companion!  I am quite certain that he would talk over my head, but he has a great voice that I could listen to all day.

NDT-scienceSo my charge to you is this: If you know any of these people and can hook me up with a lunch date, I’ll be forever in your debt and I will share my Secret Lemon Bars or Nettie’s Legendary Chicken Salad recipe with you.  At a bare minimum I will make you a batch of both.  Also, I’d like to know who you would like to have lunch with.  Comment!

 

 

Restaurant Week and Being Bald

Here’s the thing.  I like to dine out.  A lot.  And many times I can’t justify the expense, especially since I have this new awesome kitchen and I love to cook.  But right now, this week in the Spring, eating out is SOOO much fun and really a community minded thing to do.  It’s Restaurant Week!  Check out the link and see all the great menus and try someplace new you have been dying to (like Hakkasan for me)  or go to a tried and true place (like Rx Boiler Room for me later in the week). 

So, to start off I went to Buddy V’s in the Venetian, the love child of Cake Boss’ Buddy Valastro and Elizabeth Blau.  I was pleasantly surprised and loved the décor (Moment of Truth – had they brought me a bowl of the polenta croutons instead of my Caesar salad I’d have been thrilled!). Sorry for the quality on these pics, they were taken with my phone.

Cannoli - plural

Cannoli – plural

Carbonara

Carbonara

 

 

The most unusual thing happened there.  If you have been following along, you know I shaved my head last week for St. Baldrick’s and I am now nearly bald – watch the video here if you haven’t already.  The consequence of having no hair is that I am always COLD and intermittently wear scarves and hats to combat that.  Well, needless to say, some people mistake my baldness for me being a cancer patient.  While at Buddy V’s a woman walked up to me and in the most glowing tones, but with pity in her eyes, told me how gorgeous I was and that my eyes were stunning.  Of course I was flattered, who wouldn’t be?  I felt I had to explain my hairless state and told her of St. Baldrick’s.  She was really impressed, but it got me to thinking – dangerous…I KNOW.  How do I treat cancer patients?  Do I go out of my way to say something complimentary to them?  Do I smile with pity and look away?  Being bald is an eye opener for me and is really making me more sympathetic and aware of what cancer patients might be feeling in regards to their appearance.

And lastly – I have been dying to get my butt into Hakkasan and Restaurant Week was the perfect excuse.  OMG it was phenomenal.  YOU should go!  Here’s the big bonus – spend $50.14 on dinner, get a fab meal, donate 18 meals to the community AND get a $50 gift certificate for use the next time you dine (before 14 April).  What’s not to love about that?  EVERYTHING we had was exceptional and I can’t wait to go back and eat my way through the entire app menu alone.

Salt & Pepper Squid

Salt & Pepper Squid

 

Crispy Fried Quail with Five Spice

Crispy Fried Quail with Five Spice

Dim Sum

Dim Sum

Stir Fried Scallops

Stir Fried Scallops

Stir fried Spicy Venison

Stir fried Spicy Venison

Bok Choy with fried garlic

Bok Choy with fried garlic

Passionfruit Panna Cotta with Blood Orange Supremes

Passionfruit Panna Cotta with Blood Orange Supremes

 

In addition, I went to the first of the Sunday Suppers series at Johnny Church’s MTO Café.  WHAT FUN! Watch for that post later this week!

Mission Accomplished…and a recipe.

It’s done!  WAHOO!  I have the kitchen of my dreams.  It’s absolutely beautiful and I am thrilled.  I have always been one of those people that wants ALL the tools on the counter within easy reach, but my new counters and backsplash are so gorgeous that I don’t want to cover them up.  Yes, I am hiding my toys. Well, not all of them.  I don’t have enough cabinets and drawers for that, and no, I am not kidding.  All of the cabinets you see are filled with lovely pretty things and MOST of the drawers are full too.  And now the painting begins, so if you are good with a brush, c’mon over – I have work for you to do!

Ta DA!

Ta DA!

After 3 weeks of non-stop dining out and take out, I have gained 10 lbs.  No, I am not kidding.  And as if I haven’t eaten out enough lately I have 3 events this week that will take me from my kitchen.  A Birthday Dinner for a dear friend.  A Brewer’s Dinner featuring local brewery Joseph James. A fundraiser for MSA.  And Friday?  I am having a Girlz Night IN!  John is out of town, so the gals are coming over to see the new kitchen, have a few cocktails and eat some snacks.  We are doing a Pajama Party theme and I am taste testing boozy punches now.

Yes, I have been cooking!  FINALLY!  I made a commitment to myself to empty out the freezers.  I am working with what I have on hand and adding fresh produce to make it great.  The thing is…I shoved some stuff in there and didn’t label it.  Yeah, I know.  Forty lashes with a wet noodle.  I KNOW better.  That is the first thing they teach you in culinary school.  LABEL AND DATE everything.  Nearly everything was labeled and all were properly wrapped, but the surprises are nearly as exciting as unwrapping a known item.

I’ve even been baking, in the middle of Girl Scout cookie season even!  And I am sending it out to Jack at college.  I can whip out double loaves of Banana Bread in record time and I am sharing the recipe here with you.  My Step Mom, Nettie, always said my recipe was the best (Moment of Truth – I nearly plotzed when she said that because she was a complete BAD ASS in the kitchen). Nettie also said banana bread tastes best after it has been in foil over night. Dad and I disagree.  It should be eaten before it cools completely!  Mine is nearly identical to hers, so I am not sure where she got the idea that mine was better.  The MAIN difference in our recipes is that I bake mine in Pampered Chef Stoneware Loaf pans.  Yes, it works in other pans, but that’s what I use. This recipe doesn’t call for nuts because Hubby doesn’t like them in his banana bread.  I DO like them!  Use about 1 Cup walnuts or pecans or a little more if you are feeling generous.

Banana Bread

3 ½ C All Purpose Flour

1 Tbsp Baking Powder

2 tsp Baking Soda

1 Tsp salt

5 over ripe bananas

2 C sugar

2 eggs

½ C buttermilk

1 C shortening

Grease 2 standard loaf pans, set aside.  Preheat oven to 350.

Whisk together dry ingredients, set aside.

Using an electric mixer, mash bananas until they are almost liquefied.  Add all ingredients, except dry ingredients, in the order listed.  Once well combined, add dry mixture.  Mix only until combined.  If you mix it too much it bakes up tough.

Pour into the loaf pans and bake for 50 minutes to 1 hour, or until a cake tester inserted in the center comes away clean.

Cool 10 minutes in the pans, and then turn out onto a cooling rack.

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